I Hate Canton's Name Taken in Vain!

I Hate Canton's name was taken in vain earlier today.

bushman
Report: LaToya Jackson says Michael was Murdered
What other drug addicted, pedophile freak could get this much attention and be held in such high esteem in death?

This country truly is screwed up!!

Oh and BTW, if you think you are brilliant for your work on ihatecanton blog, in linking multiple poster ID's...well I have many and freely admit it. Some are boot legged by the children of the rep comments buddy bunch and fake posts are made. Then they are banned. Hence, more created.

BUT one thing is for sure about me.... I truly hate self righteous hypocrites, which a lot are, and WITH OUT A DOUBT....I HATE CANTON!!

Thanks for the net notoriety :-)

We do not understand what I Hate Canton has to do with Michael or LaToya Jackson. Moreover, we are not sure what bushman is trying to say. It appears that bushman has admitted to suffering from Multiple Personality Posting Disorder (MPPD). This is a huge step to recovery and we feel his/her pain and distress--and courage to step forward. But did bushman claim that others have used those names for their own nefarious purposes? If so, this is quite distressing and suggests that MPPD may be communicable.

Bushman has not yet been issued the coveted Village Idiot of the Day award, though was once mentioned in a blog. We, herewith, urge Bushman to apply for Village Idiot status post haste. There is much competition, and only few can comment for the gold! We believe bushman has much potential.

Naturally, I Hate Canton thanks bushman for mentioning us in the Repository, especially in such reverential terms. I Hate Canton is grateful for all the net notoriety :-) we can get.

One Down, How Many More to Go? Multiple Personality Poster busted--for awhile

What is it about Rep comments that triggers Multiple Personality Posting Disorder (MPPD)? Victims of this under-reported and little understood mental disorder crank out numerous responses to news stories under different names, sometimes even arguing amongst themselves, turning even the most "safe" news stories into a game of Who's On First?

Although no intervention has been effected for our most disturbing MPPDer, She Who Is Protected for some Inexplicable Reason by the Rep, keen-eyed Kitty Burgett yesterday uncovered another victim of this dread disease Alpha Male aka Bushman, who in a moment of MPPD confusion, posted the same comment under both monikers,

Under Canton man accused of beating convenience store manager with board we find his/her/its/their response to WestElementaryMom's astute sociological observation that everyone she knows in Canton with the last name of Williams (the surname of the board banger) "always has a record a mile long."

Alfa Male:

WestElementaryMom said..every guy with the last name williams that i have known from canton always has a record a mile long.

Maybe that is true, for the ones 'she has known'. How do you know who she knows?

She didn't say 'all williams' or even 90%. Just the ones she knew, could be 100% correct!!

followed immediately by:

bushman:
WestElementaryMom said..every guy with the last name williams that i have known from canton always has a record a mile long.

Maybe that is true, for the ones 'she has known'. How do you know who she knows?

She didn't say 'all williams' or even 90%. Just the ones she knew, could be 100% correct!!

Later in the evening, a regular MPPD-free correspondent posted sensible questions to Rep editor, Jeff Gauger, about how the comment police handles sufferers of MPPD. (I have cut the first paragraph, a comment about the article itself)

Margaret:
I have a question for Jeff at Canton Rep or whoever is in charge today: I know you have decided that it is fine for us to post comments under some unrecognizable name or handle. I have almost accepted that because of the loonies who post here. I want to know if it is also OK for us to post comments under more than one name. Can we use several names (or handles) to post comments? I know we need a different e-mail address for each name and we have to be signed in under that name. So can I get 10 different e-mail addresses with different user names and still post comments? Can I get 10 different e-mail addresses with different user names and still post comments?

To which Alterego, bearing an uncanny resemblance to Alpha Male and bushman, replied brilliantly:

Alterego
Margaret, Yes, Yes and Yes. Or you could just cut and paste like this,

'WestElementaryMom said..every guy with the last name williams that i have known from canton always has a record a mile long. Maybe that is true, for the ones 'she has known'. How do you know who she knows? She didn't say 'all williams' or even 90%. Just the ones she knew, could be 100% correct!!'

In order to make someone look unscrupulous.

Apparently some mischievious reader, unable to control an unspeakable impulse to discredit Alpha Male, hacked bushman's account, and cut, pasted, and re-posted Alpha Man's profound comment in order to suggest to readers that bushman suffers from MPPD.

Ironically, immediately before Alpha Male/bushman sent their double reply, Alpha Male posted the following:

Alpha Male:
OH, OK..if I make a mistake, intentional or not, just beat me with a board. Well that would be the last beating that person gave anyone!! That's why they make cages for animals and/or cemeteries. It's called prison or grave....bye bye

No word, as of this posting, from Alpha Male or bushman. Where could they be? Beating each other with a 2 x 4 while Alterego watches?