Village Idiot of the Day, May 14, 2009: Bummy, ProChoice Liberal

Things have been fairly quiet the last couple days. Octopuppet seems to be on temporary (forced?) leave, but as we learned in school, nature abhors a vacuum. Nature, or shall we say, "Bummy," quickly filled that vacuum with his/her succinct yet brilliant expose of political moderates:

GOP Leaders Seek Ideological Purity by Dumping Moderates.
Bummy

It's about time the GOP is awakened. Get rid of ALL Dems. hiding in sheep's clothing. A moderate is a fancy word for 'Traitor'.

We, therefore, award "Bummy" the Daily Village Idiot Award, May 13, 2009

I Hate Canton, however, cannot let the awards ceremony go by without giving honorable mention to "Pro Choice Liberal" for canceling the 2nd Amendment. For years we have attempted to avert our eyes from ProChoice Liberal's pulchritudal missives. Ms. Liberal regularly inhales the films of Michael Moore and exhales them in mind-numbing mantras such as "Our bodies, our rights." Lately, she's moved into gun control, or rather gun confiscation:

ProChoiceLiberal
Ideas that Boccieri Should Take Back to DC Include Opposing Universal Healthcare, Cap-and- Trade Plan

Gun ownership is not a right, it's a privelege & can be taken away if you're a felon, mentally unstable, etc. Back to topic, everyone needs health care. How can anyone be against helping other people w/their medical bills? One illness & you can be bankrupt!

On a side note, we congratulate Octopuppet's doppelganger, Old Fat Dumpy, for his send-up of the Mistress of Mean:

Old Fat Dumpy
Amish Teen Ticketed for Having Beer in His Buggy
I dated lots of Amish guys back in my day. I would leave a candle burning in the window when Mom and Dad were out on the town, and they would come calling with Amish wine and a big trail bologna.

Dumpy is the funniest thing to hit the Rep in years. Turnabout is fair play.