Village Idiot of the Day: November 14, 2009: Linda Stevens, glock45

Obviously we've been away again. As we wrote earlier, it is becoming increasingly difficult to read the lumpen prolitariatisms emanating from Canton, Ohio. We trust that most of these commenters keep their mouths shut at work (if they have jobs), school, and the Elks. Or maybe class envy, racism, misogyny, illiteracy, classism, greed, and wacky Christian sectariaism is the normative ethic in Canton, and nobody notices. And we can't even blame fluoride in the water for it.

We've been perusing posts, clothespin on nose, and have been greatly amused at the reaction to the news that the old Ambassador Motel (we couldn't find a picture of the motel, so the picture at the right will have to do) is being turned into a transitional home for ex-cons. Now anyone who's been in Canton for more than 10 minutes knows that the Ambassador has been a whore and crack house for at least 30 years. In fact, IHC cant' even remember when it wasn't, and we've been around a lot more than 30 years. IHC may have been 9 years old and not understood the nuances, but we knew a seedy pit stop when we saw one.

It all started with the October 31 Housing Facility for Former Inmates to Open in Old Motel. Comments from the local locals--that is, those who pristine Ambassador Motel neighborhood is soon to be invaded by monitored cons, rather than the regular unmoderated junkie/trollop class, were axed. But our memory tells us, outside of the general doom and gloom keening, some complained that their property values had plummeted LAST year, even though the facility hasn't even opened yet THIS year.

Official lumpen reaction, however, comes from Linda Stevens, who in her letter, Former Inmates Have No Business Living in Residential Canton Twp. Neighborhood, vows to keep her neighborhood clean of convicted scum:

Why did the Rev. Kenneth Lancaster pick this neighborhood? Why not his? I believe I am speaking for all the residents of this area. First of all, there is a school eight-tenths of a mile from the motel. I thought convicted sexual predators can’t be around children within less than a mile. The staff will work with the inmates a few hours a day, and then most will go home and lay their heads to rest while we have to live in fear of our children and grandchildren being abducted or killed, vandalism and robbery. Where do the inmates get their money to go out? There is a pizza shop next door. How many times will it get robbed? There are bars down the road....

This won’t be the last that Rev. Lancaster and the Canton Township Board of Zoning Appeals will hear from us. Come on, Canton Township area, let’s fight. Express your opinion and we will do what we have to do.

Backed by glock45:

glock45

"I think the Rev. is trying to help these individuals so they don't end up back in jail'

The rev is trying to line his pockets with your tax dollars.

'however, when a man, or even a woman comes home after serving time, they usually resort to a life of crime, because they need money to find a place to stay, they need money to eat. If no one will give them a chance, a job, what in the world do you want them to do, starve, sleep under a bridge?'

They had a choice, just like all of us, to live a law abiding life or choose a life of crime. They chose crime. Too bad for them if they can't get a job or housing. Their choice, their consequences. No matter in prison or a halfway house like this...it's still our tax dollars. I say keepem locked up.

No sympathy here if you choose crime. I chose not to commit crimes, unlike some (sympathizers).

We are not without a modicum of theoretical sympathy for Linda and glock, but where were they when the Ambassador was operating? We fail to see why rockheads and whores-run-wild are more acceptable neighbors than hand-selected, monitored ex-cons, and they don't tell us.

For failure to communicate, we award glock45 second place in today's Village Idiot competition. Linda Stevens, without saying, wins first place.

We also give a gold star to Otterk1k for apologizing to Mary Parker in this same thread:

Otterki1 wrote originally:

Ottertk1

Good luck Ms. Stevens. The bleeding heart liberals will fight you tooth and nail as most believe that all felons can be rehabilitated. The people that live in the real world know that this will be a diaster for the community. Children will have to be watched when outside. Woman and children alone in their homes will have to lock all their doors and windows and be on guard 24 hours a day. They say that 70% of our crime is commited by repeat offenders. Just think, if we could get rid of the felons, our crime rate would drop by 70%. Of course this will never happen as too many people pay no attention to these things until they become a victim.

and when taken to task by Mary Parker, replied:

Ottertk1

Mary V Parker, You are right and my comment was really off the wall. I guess I'm just sick and tired of all the crime. My daughter just bought a house and it was broken into while they were moving in. $8000 in electronic equipment was stolen. This is a good neighborhood in Akron with two police officers living on either side of my daughter. Anyway, you are right, these people deserve a second chance, a place to live, clothing, and food to eat. Please forgive me for that idiotic comment. I'll try and not let my emosions over come me.

We promise not to grant Otterk1 a VIOD for the rest of November.

Village Idiot of the Day, September 30, 2009: ottertk1

A day without Ottertk1 is like a day without ohiodude or you know who.

We were particularly taken by Ottertk1's suggestion that the unemployed take up neighborhood bounty hunting--execution not required but suggested-- to supplement their government checks.

Ottertk1
Letter from Eric J Thomas, Let's Take a Stand Against Neighborhood Crime in Canton
Tom Dewey, you make many good points. We should also do away with the parole system. And we also need a 'Three Strikes' and you out law. After three strikes, you are executed. You've had you chance and now are nothing but a burden on society. Society shouldn't have to pay to keep you incarcerated for the rest of your worthless life. We also need a 'Take Back our Neighborhoods' group. As the police can't be everywhere at once and honest people can't walk the streets after dark, it's time to start putting a bounty of known felons and wanted persons. Bounty posters with a picture of the wanted person should be distributed in the neighborhoods they frequent. The bounty would be paid regardless if the wanted person was caught alive or dead. Drastic times call for drastic measures. You could supplement your unemployment check by ridding society of many worthless idiots who prey on honest citizens. Society becomes safer, our prisons are less crowded, our police are able to be used more effectively, our courts aren't overburdened, and once again children would know that good always triumphs over evil.

For this creative solution to unemployment, we award ottertki the Village Idiot of the Day, September 30, 2009. We also suggest that he apply for some stimulus money to finance his scheme. He may need some of it to pay his lawyer. See, there's a little thing called the Constitution.

Village Idiot of the Day, July 1, 2009: Anti-Bilderberg, ottetrk1

It was only a matter of time until someone calling him/herself "Anti-Bilderberger" showed up on the pages of the Rep to warn of the impending demise of American sovereignty and the establishment of One World Government at the hands of the filthy rich.

If you've never heard of the Bilderbergers don't worry. The only people who have are the John Birch Society, conspiracy theorists, Phyllis Schlafly, and I Hate Canton and its close associates who follow wingnuts (Bilderbergers have been IHC's personal favorites since 1961).

Th BilderbergGroup/Bilderberg Club was organized and promoted in 1954 by prominent American and Western European figures including well-known revolutionary Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands, radical wealth re-distributor and deadbeat commie Paul Rijkens, at the time head of the multinational Unilever Corp. (For a list of Unilever's current brands go here. (It's nearly everything you've got in your kitchen and bathroom that's not nailed down); and Eisenhower psych-ops head, C D. Jackson. Steeped in Cold War politics and mythology, its purpose was to discuss how the US and Western Europe could cross the cultural divide and address their common enemy: communism. It's first meeting was funded in part by the CIA and the Ford Foundation and later by the Rockefeller Foundation and the Carnegie Endowment. Depending on where you stand on the political spectrum, the Bilderbergers are either evil rich one-worlders (right) or evil rich power brokers (left). Most people don't care.

Over the years the Bilderberg cabal of lounge lizards, rich playboys and partygirls, anarchists, communists, rioters and bomb tossers have included the Great Satans David Rockefeller, former NATO Secretary-General Lord Peter Carrington, British Prime Minister Sir Alec Douglas-Home, King Juan Carlos of Spain, Henry Kissinger, Bill Clinton, Margaret Thatcher, Condi Rice, World Bank President Robert Zoellick, European Commission head Jose Manuel Barroso, board members from IBM, Xerox, Royal Dutch Shell, Nokia, and Daimler, and most recently Karen Sibelius. (No word if Osama bin Laden has been extended an invitation).

The Bilderbergers hold a yearly conference in fancy schmancy places like St. Simons Island, Ottawa, Athens and the Marriott in Chantilly, Virginia, where they map out their nefarious strategy to overthrow the US government (or hold on to it, depending on how you see things). After all, why do a video conference on your lunch break when you can dance the night away with Queens Sophia and Beatrix, Bill Moyers, and sexy Don Rumsfeld, and control the world while doing it?

Nobody knows exactly what the Bilderbergers do , though they seem to talk a lot about things like nuclear war and terrorism. They are so elite and arrogant they don't even have a webpage. (Don't be fooled by the tacky www. bilderberg.org). IHC hasn't gone through the Yahoo Group list to see if they're there, but somehow we bet not.

The press is barred from the Bilderberger yearly confab, and the group (double gasp!) doesn't issue any statements. Since it's all secret, they must be up to no good. Unlike the rightwing Council on National Policy here in the US that bars the press, doesn't issue any statements, and includes on its membership roster, Howard Phllips, Grover Norquist, Oliver North, Holland Coors, Richard DeVos, Sarah Palin, Heritage Foundation bigwigs...and Phyllis Schflaly.

We were thrilled yesterday, then, to learn through the superduper research of Anti-Bilderberger that the filthy rich are behind Cap and Trade.

Anti-Bilderberger
Questions and Answers about the US Climate Bill
This money will be used to fund a world government this money will go to the new bank of the world. Remember Obama is just a puppet like the past 6 presidents were. We must look past Obama and realize who the real power structure of the planet is The Bilderberg group, trilateral commision, and the Council on Foreign Relations run the world. Which include members of the Rothchild family David Rockefeller and Henry Kissinger who gave Barack Obama his first job out of college 30 years ago. And of course the Private Federal Reserve. Call congress to help the pass bill HR 1207 which will Audit the Federal Reserve who I believe causes all our problems.

Fortutiously dropped under this same thread is otterk1's call for REVOLUTION! While I Hate Canton supports revolution (and, in fact suggests we start by gobbling up some stray Bilderbergers), we are curious as to how Mr. or Ms. Otter intends to orchestrate this particular revolution from a Barcalounger in Canton, Ohio. We are also concerned that his/her one party--the AMERICAN PARTY-- government proposal sounds a bit, hmmm....communistic. What happens if one prefers coffee over tea?

ottertk1
The time for Tea Parties is over. It's now time for the Revolution to begin. All those people who were buying guns and stock piling ammunition were not doing it because they feared Obama would take away their guns. They were preparing for the Revolution that they knew was coming. Our Constitution and Bill of Rights will be restored and all these power and money hungry politicians will be out of office. We will have only one party, the AMERICAN Party.

Despite some minor misgivings, I Hate Canton is so excited about this pairing. We suggest that Anti-Bilderberger and otterk1 hook up. I Hate Canton is more than happy to facilitate this meeting of great minds, and who knows what else. We, therefore, name Anti-Bilderberger and ottertk1 co-recepients of the June 30 Village Idiot award. We hope your introduction to each other on IHC will bring forth mutual and bountiful fruit.

otterk1 Reveals Truth About I Hate Canton Agenda: Clowns Without a Full Deck; Only Our Opinion Counts

What does I Hate Canton have to do with calling for the resignation of Canton Mayor William Healy? We don't know. But ottertk1 seems to.

Below is a full comment, posted this morning, by former Village Idiot ottertk1 under a Letter to the Editor: It's Time for Mayor to Go. After making a perfectly sound and agreeable observation about the Canton police and its handling of the two recent multiple murder cases, otter drags IHC into a cameo appearance, with no context. We don't mind making personal appearances, and we certainly can improvise, but we do like to be paid.

Ottertk1
'Zero tolerance' from the mayor means that he will work with the police to ensure that officers are present in high crime areas. After that, it's up to the police and court system. It's my opinion that the police did an outstanding job in the last couple of multiple murder cases here in Canton. Now it's up to the justice system.

The mayor of Akron is having a recall election later this month. If the writer thinks that the mayor should step down, then he should start a recall petition. He'll then find out just how many other people agree with him.

As far as the I Hate Canton websites go, they are managed by one person who believes that only their opinion counts and anyone who differs is a clown. Pay no attention to these. These managers have a severe personality problem and need to seek professional help. When visiting these blogs, please keep in mind that the blogger isn't playing with a full deck of cards. Take pity on them. Don't believe them.

We suppose there are worse things to be called than "clown." Like "satirically challenged."

Nonetheless, Otterk1 has brought us to our knees. We confess! I Hate Canton believes that only OUR opinion counts. DO NOT DISPUTE IHC!

Here is a documentary of an earlier attempt by I Hate Canton to control the world. Since that overly ambitious episode we have downscaled our mission and want only to control Canton, Ohio and environs.



PS Later this morning, in response to otter, Mary Parker posted a defense of IHC and Martin Olson's Stark County Political Report as sources of information and interaction not afforded by the Rep. Her post has been banished to the ether. Yet otter's remains. We understand that the Rep doesn't want to advertise its competition. For the Rep's welfare, we demand equal treatment for otterk1!

Village Idiot of the Day, June 3, 2009: ditto, ottertk1, marinedoc

In retrospect, I Hate Canton should have awarded "Tina S" with yesterday's Village Idiot Award, but "Tina" deserves a special place in our hearts and minds. Rumor has it that "she" is a local male wannabe politician. What better way to start that journey to City Hall than by making stupid, incoherent remarks on the online edition of the Rep?

In the meantime, here are some other worthies to consider:

First, we have our friend Ottertk1. He wants to execute any convicted felon found with a firearm. Our resident barcolounge brigade should appreciate that kind of tough original legal thinking.

Ottertk1
Bar Violence is Symptom of Something Bigger, More Dangerous
Many of these shootings were committed by convicted felons with guns. If they get caught, they get a slap on the wrist or plea bargain their way out of the charge. It's time to save lives. If a convicted felon gets caught with a firearm, they must be sentenced to death. By making the penalty for having a gun so severe, the majority of convicted felons will start giving guns a wide bearth. People's lives are at stake and it's better to bury a felon, then an innocent child or loved one.

These classic comments were found under Wichita Police: Abortion Doctor Killed at His Church. Unfortunately, they, along with every other comment on the thread, were removed--but not before we caught them!

Marinedoc found Dr. Tiller's murder "amusing."

marinedoc
C'mon, the doctor didnt have a pulse, the gunman didnt murder this doctor, he just aborted him. lol just kidding, I find the irony of this story amusing.

"Ditto" (short for Dittohead?), not only finds Dr. Tiller's murder justifiable, but inexplicably locates "aborted babies" in hell where they can take potshots at the doctor who"ditto" assumes went south. I have a call in to Pope Ratzo right now to see if this is true: that aborted fetuses reside in the hot place. Now that the church has done away with Limbo, maybe it is so (unless they are baptized, of course!

Ditto
I wonder if all the babies he killed get first crack at him in hell

I Hate Canton, after much thought and turmoil, names ditto the June 3, 2009 First Place Village Idiot of the Day winner.

ottertk2 comes in Second and Honorable Mention goes to marinedoc.

It would be interesting to see what otterk1, marinedoc, and ditto plan to do about the accused killer of Dr. Tiller, Scott Roeder. We guess, though, that that's different.

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Village Idiot of the Day, May 29, 2009: "Oberlin Schools Retain Ban on Pledge of Alligiance" and Sub-awards to Numerous Others in Thread

Sometimes you just know when an article is going to be trouble. For instance, as soon as I Hate Canton saw Oberlin Schools Retain Ban on Pledge of Allegiance, we said to ourself, Nellie, bar the door!

The Oberlin School Board has decided to ban the Pledge in classrooms. Some parents don't like "under God," another family has children with dual citizenship and doesn't like them pledging fealty to the US. Oberlin School Superintendent Geoffrey Andrews offered a compromise that would have allowed the pledge to be read over school public address systems a few times a month without the words “under God,”included. Naturally, that didn't fly (no pun intended), and was defeated by a 3-2 vote earlier this week. (No date given in the story)

Back in the day, I Hate Canton spent a lot of time deadbeating in Oberlin mainly with Wobblies, Chicano organizers, writers, and a few libertarian-type academics. Oberlin was real town/gown, and we'd be surprised back then,that such an idea would have ever taken hold. The townies were ill-read provincials and the gownies were over-educated Marxists, who our crowd, in kinder moments, considered "misguided" and a drain on our energy, though they tended to throw good potluck Sunday brunches we were all too happy to mooch. Outside the confines of the college, townies ruled. Maybe not now.

But whatever is going on up there, it sure got our own local yokels hetted up.

We are giving out our award differently today since there are so many worthy recipients expostulating on the subject of flag saluting in so many ways.

First, we give the full Daily Village Idiot Award for May, 30, 2009 to the entire thread: Oberlin Schools Retain Ban on Pledge of Allegiance.

Under sub categories we award the following:

To those who believe that God created the United States as His personal bailiwick and couldn't care less about the rest of the world, THE GOD IS AN AMERICAN AWARD goes to:

First Place: mom1989
....and you wonder why the world is like is...we all could use GOD in our everyday lives, and most of us NEED THE FEAR OF GOD!!!!

Second Place: JFenno

If God must leave our country then why should anyone stay? Most of all, why should anyone of us continue to support a government devoid of God?

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To those who believe that liberals are traitors, ACLU communists, and US hating reprobates, the LIBERALS HATE THE FLAG AWARD goes to:

Honorable Mention (tie): mustangman
Cut off all their state funds and see how long it takes the un-Americans to change their tune. The devil has a stranglehold on this country and you can thank idiots like these along with the ACLU

Honorable Mention (tie) : taxedtoomuch (NOTE: also opposes school levies)
The liberals have gained control of this country. GOD help us all! This really makes me ashamed when my country is disavowing its origins.

Honorable Mention: bbg7600
As long as we keep creeps like this school board in government positions we'll have a lot more to worry about in a decade or 2. We'll be saying the pledge to the flag of China. By the way, it won't be a choice then

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Our tried and true favorite category, the AMERICA LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT AWARD, with special props today for Dutch Haters, we give to:

First Place: ottertk1
In someone refuses to pledge allegiance to this country in the manner in which Congress has declared, then they should be reported to the Department of Homeland Security. They are truely a risk to the security of this nation. This has nothing to do with religion, but swearing allegiance to a nation. Meaning that you would be willing to lay down your life in defense of it.

Second Place (tie): Mandim
If 'little Miss or Mr. Dutch' do not want to pledge to the country that is educating their children, then GO HOME!!! WHO THE HECK NEEDS THESE TYPES OF FOREIGNERS; they are probably not paying any income tax/property taxes/school levy taxes anyway. This just infuriates me; especially after viewing the Memorial Day program on television that made me swell with pride over America and its dedicated men and women of the armed forces, of which SOME, gave their lives so that WE, as Americans can say the Pledge ANY TIME & ANY WHERE WE WISH!!! Those who have given their lives for this country BELIEVED IN THE WORDS ''ONE NATION, UNDER GOD'!!! I'm sure those legislators who wrote and added the words were NOT HIGH SCHOOL DROP-OUTS but very educated individuals. Kudos to Paula Jones who wants the pledge said every day WITH the correct wording. She should be given a permanent position on the Board of Education!!!!! As for the Principal that suggested this 'change' , I think a replacement is in order!!! Perhaps if there were more 'God-fearing' people around, Canton wouldn't have witnessed yet another fatal shooting situation. (love that zero crime tolerance policy) WAKE UP PEOPLE. I, personally, think prayers should be brought back into the school system, JUST ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE as a form of sheer discipline, respect and respect for others. I AM MAD ABOUT THIS AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD BE JUST AS UPSET

Second Place (tie) Frank Manello
So if the school doesn't want to pledge your allegiance to our country, what country do they pledge allegiance to? How far left is left enough for these idiots? As for the Dutch family; go ride a windmill. They would be speaking German if it weren't for the good old USA. Take your wooden shoes and go home.

Third Place: mom1989

Ottertk1-I TOTALLY AGREE!

We all have the FREEDOM to choose, but we have that FREEDOM because we live in the U.S.A. The pledge is not asking you to WORSHIP anything. We should all be thankful that we have this right, because if we lived in any other nation you would be told that you have to WORSHIP the flag/nation or you would suffer consequences. It is a PRIVILEGE to be an AMERICAN. We hand out citizenship/passports like it's candy, and that's the problem. If you choose to live in AMERICA, you should say the pledge with PRIDE and fly the AMERICAN FLAG with pride. It's a choice, if you don't like it go somewhere else where you have more FREEDOMS, then let us all know where that is.

Honorable Mention: Plano Mark

I pledge allegiance to this flag

And if that bothers you, well kiss my backside and then leave the country.

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Now a very special award for antiquarians who specialize in rousing yet archaic political rhetoric without a clue to the meaning of the phrase they are adopting for modern discussion. Our first JOHANN MOST MEMORIAL ARCHIAC OVER-STATED BLATHER AWARD goes to hopeforchange for appropriating "bloody butcher's apron " the term Scots used for the Union Jack that was once flown in Scottish courtrooms. This award will probably be reserved for the lefties our Reppies hate so much. There is no doubt a appropriate model for conservative commenters who suffer from the same malady. We hate to use William Jennings Bryan, so we shall look around for a more suitable model. Father Coughlin perhaps?

First Place: hopeforchange
I refuse to say the statist pledge or to fly the butchers apron. The America I could be proud of vanished long ago. Do you know that the Pledge was first introduced by socialist Francis Bellamy in the 1880's? Until the early 1900's most school rooms did not have a flag. People felt more patriotic to the Constitution and Bill of Rights than a piece of cloth. Until the late 1930's government school children said the Pledge with palm and arm thrust out in the fascist salute. I guess the early progressives were successful in changing the meaning of America from individual liberty and freedom, to worship of the state. Instead of telling those of us who long for a return to the American ideals of liberty and peace to leave the country, why dont you leave, and give us our country back. PS - Take your creepy Pledge with you.

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I Hate Canton salutes all our winners today. What would America be without you!

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Village Idiot of the Day, May 20, 2009: ottertk1, BCheeks

We were hooked on G-O-D (not to be confused with G-d) and abortion yesterday. ottertk1 and BCheeks running neck-and-neck make it difficult to hide, though we can try to run.

I Hate Canton commends ottertk1 for his/her refreshing insight into Christianity.

In a response to the letter to the editor, Solution to World's Problems Can Be Found in Three Letter Word: G-O-D, our Christian friend, comparing the decadence of the latter Roman Empire to the decadence of current US culture (we thought that went out with Taylor Caldwell and Pillar of Iron) points out that after the Romans stopped worshipping sun gods and took up the cross of Jesus, "wild sex parties and homosexual acts [that] became a daily occurrence." We must have missed the part of the Bible that teaches "wild sex parties" are the door to salvation. We don't remember the subject discussed by Tertullian or Clement of Alexander, either, but maybe St. "Bluto" Augustine, gets into it. It's been a long time since we read the City of God. We are grateful, though, that ottertk1 has pointed out this teaching no matter its provenance. The long weekend ahead will give I Hate Canton the perfect opportunity to take the first step on that long and winding road to salvation.

Solution to World's Problems Can Be Found in Three Letter Word: G-O-D
Ottertk1
Our country was founded at a time when people tried to follow the teachings of the Bible. Religion was a big part of the majority of Americans. The first Amendment which denies the government the Right to create a State religion and allows each citizen the Right to practice their own religion are just a couple of examples of how important religion was at that time in history. Now look at the Roman Empire. The Empire transitioned from worshiping sun gods and other other idols to Christianity. Then they started thinking of their own pleasures with wild sex parties and homosexual acts that became a daily occurrence. In other words, they became very lax in the ways of the government and more intent on personal pleasures. What happened, the Empire fell in 410AD. Overthrown by barbarians from the north. As history always repeats itself, America should be careful not to fall into the same trap as the Romans. You may or may not believe in God, but at least try to follow the teachings of the Bible in your daily life.

Later, ottertk1 reminded us that women, don't exist, at least as part of the Judeo-Christian God's plan. This, of course, not only explains all that homosexual activity in post-Christian conversion Rome, but the writer's belief, shown elsewhere that women are natural born killers.

Replying to Randall Flag's complaint:

What's all this 'He' stuff? God is neither male nor female; the Bible is clear about this. Let's keep talking about God, but let's not reduce him to a particular human gender

Ottertk1 replied:

Randall Flagg, God created man in his own image. Therefore, God is a man.

Another important Christian insight we're reminded of thanks to ottie: God has a penis; thus women cannot be of God and definitely not in HIS image.

While G-O-D was the ranking subject yesterday, we cannot in good conscience leave out BCheeks for his/her follow-up comment in (see previous blog) Advocates of More Gun Control Has Misplaced Concern:

BCheeks:
See Margaret: Look how many people are glad to have the right to kill another human.

We're afraid, though that ottertkr1 was a bigger idiot yesterday than BCheeks. We must, therefore, award him/her first place, with BCheeks an honorable mention. (If Mr or Ms Cheeks had expanded the comment it may have ranked higher.

Better luck next time!

Village Idiot of the Day, May 19, 2009 (holdover): BCheeks, ottertk1

I Hate Canton's life conflicted with I Hate Canton's fun yesterday, so today we're doing a little backlogging. As we said in our last blog, we had a hold over: abortion.

Now, I Hate Canton is loathe to become involved in the abortion conflict. Of course, Reppies love nothing more than to whup ass each other on the subject, so it's hard to ignore no matter how hard we try.

Maybe the holdover was a good thing. We were ready to award our old friend "ottertk1" first place for sheer stupidity. But then "BCheeks" had to weigh in and the stupidity became even sheerer!

In order of appearance here is what we find in Advocates of More Gun Control Has Misplaced Concern

ottertk1:
Maybe some sort of license or permit should be required of women wanting an abortion. The permit or license would be issued after the women pass a background check and attend a class on parenting and witness an abortion. The class could talk about the emotional effects of having an abortion. It could also teach contraceptive methods. If licensing and having a permit is required, or is going to be required, to own a firearm which is a Right, why not require the same for abortion, which is also a right?

BCheeks

Face it, some women just love the fact that they can kill another human and it's legal. If they can live with themselves after that, that's their problem (and of course the unborn's problem also). It's a shame it's that way, but I will admit it is legal. Don't feel GUILTY women, the supreme court say's you can do it, so it must be ok. I must admit though....I couldn't live with myself if I made that decision.

So, in the words of commenter Margaret to Mr. or Ms Cheeks: "That has to be the stupidest statement I have ever read," we are proud to present "BCheeks" Grand Prize for making the stupidest statement we have ever read. "ottertk1" comes in a close second.

By the way, we've been waiting for "ProChoice liberal" to post her usual inane commentary on the other side, but she's disappointed us. So far her inanity hasn't even come close to an honorable mention. Come on PCL We know you can do it!

Village Idiot of the Day, May 10, 2009: Ottertk1, Bummy, dsteelman1, Frank Manello, Italian by Injection

This one is easy! For the following suggestions to the US government on how to curtail illegal border crossings from Mexico to the US: Ottertk1 takes First, desteelman1 Second and Bummy and Frank Manello bring up the rear for Honorable Mention. And a special Gold Star to one of Octopuppet's new entities "Italian by Injection." (Do we really want to think about that?)

Virtual Fence Planned Along US-Mexico Border
Ottertk1
Two 15 foot fences spaced 50 feet apart with land mines placed inbetween the fences should do it. Micophones could be placed along the fences so the border guards could hear the explosions and go and replace the mines that were detonated. Signs in Spanish can be erected facing Mexico stating that anyone seen climbing the fence will be shot on sight. All this so Americans won't be blamed for supplying the Mexican drug cartel with fully automatic weapons. Something every American knows is nothing but hog-wash. That's right, the elected officials in Washington are LIEING to us.

Bummy

Now, about that fence. If we will not enforce the borders now, why would we enforce them after the fence is up? If there is ANYONE out there that can REALLY understand all this crap that 'H' & his ILK say, PLEASE let the rest of us know. Thank you." type="hidden">

NO! I can not believe ANYONE would suggest that 'H' & his ILK would lie to we tax paying Americans!!! :)

Now, about that fence. If we will not enforce the borders now, why would we enforce them after the fence is up? If there is ANYONE out there that can REALLY understand all this crap that 'H' & his ILK say, PLEASE let the rest of us know. Thank you.

dsteelman1
Maybe we could add some motion sensor activated machine guns too Otter :)

But then again both parties WANT the illegals here. The repubs for cheap labor and the dems for voters , so were basically screwed

Frank Manello
Good ideas Otter and dsteel. You took the words right out of my mouth.

Italian by Injection
You may not be prejudice against Mexicans theame19 but I am not afraid to say I am. I just dont like them la cucarachas taking our jobs and bringing up all that dirt and diseases with them. No Taco Bell for me, no La Bamba. Sorry no more room for hispanics in this country. Americans only.

NOTE: It's not even 10 AM and the idiocy on this thread is growing by the minute. At this rate, we will have a wall of village idiots by tonight.