Village Idiot of the Day, August 18, 2009

Just when I Hate Canton thinks we've seen the last of Bummy he's pops back: a bit player in our life, like Guinn "Big Boy" Williams or J. C. Flippen. Last time we heard from him (we're using the generic "him" since we suspect "he" really is a "he") Bummy was lecturing us on the impossibility of the moon landing. To be specific, Bummy informed us that the 1969 Apollo moon landing never happened because God only lets a few people go to the moon (for example, Enoch), and Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin aren't two of them.

We were gifted yesterday with Bummy's reappearance in Michael Jackson to be Buried on His Birthday.

Bummy

That's OK, his nose was rotted off before he died & now his whole body has rotted before he is buried. HA HA! He was not, is not & never will be KING of POP! The recent polls showed that Elvis STILL holds that title! :):):) Wackson was king of kiddy perverts! I know, the REAL TRUTH is not allowed on here, so I do not expect you to post this.

Reaction was swift. Here's some samples:

Roxie

If you don't care then why did you take the time to read the story?

dbigrigg

Mean and nasty haters just what the world needs more of. That was rude and hateful you should be ashamed. If you mom read that would she be proud?

NOYB1953

He doesn't have a mom. Can't you tell.

Bette Iden

Bummy....did your mother have any children that lived?????

STAND4SUMTHiN

I am 2% DUMBER for having read Bummy's remark - thanks for that Bummy...

STAND4SUMTHiN

Or should I say Dummy? lol!

to which Bummy replied

Bummy

The Real Truth really hurts you 1/2 wits, UH? HA HA HA

For his tasteful memoriam of Michael Jackson and gracious response, Bummy is hereby awarded the Village Idiot of the Day Award, August 18, 2009,. In addition to the current honor, he has previously won 2 solo VIOD awards, 1 co-award, and 1 honorable mention. Click on his name in the "Cast of Characters, Plots" sidebar to the right to read more about him and his achievements.

Bonus for Bummy Fans: I Hate Canton has located, Bummy's training manual, The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity, by Prof. Carlo M Cipolla, illustrations by James Donnelly. This short course is essential reading for anyone who strives to the Village Idiot of the Day Award.

I Hate Canton's Name Taken in Vain!

I Hate Canton's name was taken in vain earlier today.

bushman
Report: LaToya Jackson says Michael was Murdered
What other drug addicted, pedophile freak could get this much attention and be held in such high esteem in death?

This country truly is screwed up!!

Oh and BTW, if you think you are brilliant for your work on ihatecanton blog, in linking multiple poster ID's...well I have many and freely admit it. Some are boot legged by the children of the rep comments buddy bunch and fake posts are made. Then they are banned. Hence, more created.

BUT one thing is for sure about me.... I truly hate self righteous hypocrites, which a lot are, and WITH OUT A DOUBT....I HATE CANTON!!

Thanks for the net notoriety :-)

We do not understand what I Hate Canton has to do with Michael or LaToya Jackson. Moreover, we are not sure what bushman is trying to say. It appears that bushman has admitted to suffering from Multiple Personality Posting Disorder (MPPD). This is a huge step to recovery and we feel his/her pain and distress--and courage to step forward. But did bushman claim that others have used those names for their own nefarious purposes? If so, this is quite distressing and suggests that MPPD may be communicable.

Bushman has not yet been issued the coveted Village Idiot of the Day award, though was once mentioned in a blog. We, herewith, urge Bushman to apply for Village Idiot status post haste. There is much competition, and only few can comment for the gold! We believe bushman has much potential.

Naturally, I Hate Canton thanks bushman for mentioning us in the Repository, especially in such reverential terms. I Hate Canton is grateful for all the net notoriety :-) we can get.

Village Idiot of the Day, July 7,2009" ohiodude

I Hate Canton needed a butterfly net to catch all the idiots scampering through the Rep yesterday. Obama. Taxes. Tea Parties, Republicans. Democrats. Socialists. Liberals. Sarah Palin. Perry Heights. Gangbangers.

Nothing though, tops the comments about Michael Jackson, specifically the comments posted by ohiodude about MJ. It takes a special kind of person to write these things.

Read for yourself

Television Networks Planning Jackson Coverage (comment removed)
ohiodude
...here is another great idea. put a hidden camera in his casket so we can watch worms and maggots craw thru his skull and bones while wiggling to the thriller soundtrack. what a beautiful service? are you nuts? this guy was a sick, kidchasing pervert who deserve's to be in prison as someone's bitch. rot in hell, jackson. too bad the family gets to fight for the money ignorant fans will be paying. he was a no good scumbag, bleached to be white yet looked like a mummy from some third rate horror movie. for you who try and twist his sickness into something non-freaky, you need mental illness help. rot in hell, jackson!

and

ohiodude

..lots of black people have adopted white's? i have never, never seen any of that. white taking in blacks, yes, but never, never blacks adopting whites!

and

ohiodude

jackson was a democrat. one down in hollywood.

and

ohiodude

yeah, that was a beautiful service. who sold all the blue-ray $10.00 sunglasses? why were there no rhinestones around the rims? all the tears really tore me up. my heart crys with pain of the loss. oh, i was talking about the indians. they lost again. bad season. can't wait for the browns to beat the steelers. heard some pervert died?

Motorcade Leaves Michael Jackson's Parents' Home (all comments removed)
ohiodude
rot in hell you pervert. may the worms crawling in your eyesockets enjoy the yummy treat. sick sick and sick are your supporters like the postings saying ' not a dry eye'? burn, baby, burn!

Kinda makes ya proud to be a Cantonian, huh?

We are thrilled to name ohiodude Village Idiot of the Day, July 7, 2009. May the worms turn in your skull. Oh, that's right. They already have.


PS: You'll find ohiodude here also, where he ridiculed the mentally retarded. What a winner!