Village Idiot of the Day, July 20, 2009: Bummy

SARTA Wars continue. For now we're letting the buses go, but you can quote us: if our ancestors were as negative as our Reppies, we'd still be living in caves.

In the meantime, we have Bummy.

We've missed Bummy and welcome his/her return to the pages of the Rep and I Hate Canton. It's not everyone who can unite Don Cirelli and Wilda in a collective sigh.

Yesterday, Bummy informed us that the Apollo 11 moon landing never happened. He/she knows this because God would never permit the Terestial World to be invaded by wannabes from the Telestial World.

Russia Still Blue Over Moon Landing 40 Years Later
Bummy
Russia has got NOTHING to be blue about. We NEVER landed on the moon & never will. God is the One Who decides who will go to another one of His planets, not man & He NEVER has ,except for a very few people. Enoch was one that was permitted to & he went to a planet like unto or to the moon. The moon is a Terestial World while ours is a Telestial World, but will one day be a Celestial World. It is all in the scriptures 'IF' any one REALLY wants to know. :) Do you?

Bummy
The key in this story is,' it was a first for Russia'. That is exactly why the US pulled this farce, to make Russia think we did it before they did. Did the Russians believe it? Only those that were as dumb as those who believed it in this country. I was not one of you dummies that believed it then, nor do I believe it now. GOT IT? IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Bummy
It is not I that needs the protection. I KNOW the REAL TRUTH! Truth is soooooo hard for `1/2 wits to accept, but who cares as long as I KNOW? :):):) By 1/2 wits.

Bummy
alterego is a 1/4 wit 'cause he/she can not even understand english. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha:):):):):):):):):)

We've heard this claim before, that the moonwalk was a fraud, but it's usually tied to some deep conspiracy developed by the CIA, the Federal Reserve, and the Rothchilds to bring the US to its knees through One World Government. Bummy's explanation, however, zooms us from the political mundane into spiritual enlightenment. An a-ha moment!

I Hate Canton encourages new contestants, but we cannot let this old player fade into the cosmos.Bummy is already the recipient of 3 Village Idiot Awards, including a May 14, 2009 citation for the astute observation that political moderates are simply "traitors" by another name. A rose is a rose is a rose. But...

...for setting us straight on the Terestial and Telestial Worlds and the Apollo 11 phonies, we are pleased to award Bummy another Village Idiot of the Day Award, July 20, 2009.

Keep up the good work!