Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Village Idiot of the Day, July 1, 2009: Anti-Bilderberg, ottetrk1

It was only a matter of time until someone calling him/herself "Anti-Bilderberger" showed up on the pages of the Rep to warn of the impending demise of American sovereignty and the establishment of One World Government at the hands of the filthy rich.

If you've never heard of the Bilderbergers don't worry. The only people who have are the John Birch Society, conspiracy theorists, Phyllis Schlafly, and I Hate Canton and its close associates who follow wingnuts (Bilderbergers have been IHC's personal favorites since 1961).

Th BilderbergGroup/Bilderberg Club was organized and promoted in 1954 by prominent American and Western European figures including well-known revolutionary Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands, radical wealth re-distributor and deadbeat commie Paul Rijkens, at the time head of the multinational Unilever Corp. (For a list of Unilever's current brands go here. (It's nearly everything you've got in your kitchen and bathroom that's not nailed down); and Eisenhower psych-ops head, C D. Jackson. Steeped in Cold War politics and mythology, its purpose was to discuss how the US and Western Europe could cross the cultural divide and address their common enemy: communism. It's first meeting was funded in part by the CIA and the Ford Foundation and later by the Rockefeller Foundation and the Carnegie Endowment. Depending on where you stand on the political spectrum, the Bilderbergers are either evil rich one-worlders (right) or evil rich power brokers (left). Most people don't care.

Over the years the Bilderberg cabal of lounge lizards, rich playboys and partygirls, anarchists, communists, rioters and bomb tossers have included the Great Satans David Rockefeller, former NATO Secretary-General Lord Peter Carrington, British Prime Minister Sir Alec Douglas-Home, King Juan Carlos of Spain, Henry Kissinger, Bill Clinton, Margaret Thatcher, Condi Rice, World Bank President Robert Zoellick, European Commission head Jose Manuel Barroso, board members from IBM, Xerox, Royal Dutch Shell, Nokia, and Daimler, and most recently Karen Sibelius. (No word if Osama bin Laden has been extended an invitation).

The Bilderbergers hold a yearly conference in fancy schmancy places like St. Simons Island, Ottawa, Athens and the Marriott in Chantilly, Virginia, where they map out their nefarious strategy to overthrow the US government (or hold on to it, depending on how you see things). After all, why do a video conference on your lunch break when you can dance the night away with Queens Sophia and Beatrix, Bill Moyers, and sexy Don Rumsfeld, and control the world while doing it?

Nobody knows exactly what the Bilderbergers do , though they seem to talk a lot about things like nuclear war and terrorism. They are so elite and arrogant they don't even have a webpage. (Don't be fooled by the tacky www. IHC hasn't gone through the Yahoo Group list to see if they're there, but somehow we bet not.

The press is barred from the Bilderberger yearly confab, and the group (double gasp!) doesn't issue any statements. Since it's all secret, they must be up to no good. Unlike the rightwing Council on National Policy here in the US that bars the press, doesn't issue any statements, and includes on its membership roster, Howard Phllips, Grover Norquist, Oliver North, Holland Coors, Richard DeVos, Sarah Palin, Heritage Foundation bigwigs...and Phyllis Schflaly.

We were thrilled yesterday, then, to learn through the superduper research of Anti-Bilderberger that the filthy rich are behind Cap and Trade.

Questions and Answers about the US Climate Bill
This money will be used to fund a world government this money will go to the new bank of the world. Remember Obama is just a puppet like the past 6 presidents were. We must look past Obama and realize who the real power structure of the planet is The Bilderberg group, trilateral commision, and the Council on Foreign Relations run the world. Which include members of the Rothchild family David Rockefeller and Henry Kissinger who gave Barack Obama his first job out of college 30 years ago. And of course the Private Federal Reserve. Call congress to help the pass bill HR 1207 which will Audit the Federal Reserve who I believe causes all our problems.

Fortutiously dropped under this same thread is otterk1's call for REVOLUTION! While I Hate Canton supports revolution (and, in fact suggests we start by gobbling up some stray Bilderbergers), we are curious as to how Mr. or Ms. Otter intends to orchestrate this particular revolution from a Barcalounger in Canton, Ohio. We are also concerned that his/her one party--the AMERICAN PARTY-- government proposal sounds a bit, hmmm....communistic. What happens if one prefers coffee over tea?

The time for Tea Parties is over. It's now time for the Revolution to begin. All those people who were buying guns and stock piling ammunition were not doing it because they feared Obama would take away their guns. They were preparing for the Revolution that they knew was coming. Our Constitution and Bill of Rights will be restored and all these power and money hungry politicians will be out of office. We will have only one party, the AMERICAN Party.

Despite some minor misgivings, I Hate Canton is so excited about this pairing. We suggest that Anti-Bilderberger and otterk1 hook up. I Hate Canton is more than happy to facilitate this meeting of great minds, and who knows what else. We, therefore, name Anti-Bilderberger and ottertk1 co-recepients of the June 30 Village Idiot award. We hope your introduction to each other on IHC will bring forth mutual and bountiful fruit.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love Bilderburgers. I like mine with lettuce, pickle and tomato.