Thursday, July 9, 2009

Village Idiot of the Day, July 8, 2009: dlarson, catangel, nini1, missamym, mjfan62509, Windsor

Misogyny.

We all knew it would follow the Escola/England story. Next to blacks, "liberals" and (in political season) the mentally retarded, no class of uppities deserve comeuppance more than women. Why, only a few weeks ago, Marcia Mammone got exactly what she deserved when her ex-husband murdered her two small children and her mother. Just ask "Braxton." Well, to be fair Braxton"posited that Mammone should have just killed his ex and let her family sort it out later.

To celebrate the removal of evil temptress Janine England from the Perry police we find the following comments posted under Trustees Fire Janine England During Special Meeting

catangel
SHE GOT EXACTLY WHAT SHE DESERVED!!!! PLAY WITH FIRE YOU GET BURNED..... SO BURN YOU HOME WRECKER OH DON'T WORRY YOUR UGLY FACE YOUR REAL JUDGMENT WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR DISMAL FUTURE YOU MADE FOR YOUR SELF BECAUSE YOU WERE JUST BEING A HORNY LITTLE SLUT.

nini1
Yuck!!! Not even resembling anything worth risking your job for!! What is he--100? She must be a real hum-dinger!!! How'd she even get that job?? Pull her app from sluts r us or 'kiss up' for it too?? She that hard up? or just a gold-digger? Glad she wasn't responsible for my area's safety!! Bye-bye-bye kiddo!

missamyn
Thank God! Now the male officers working for Perry can go to work, do their jobs and not worry about her causing more problems... wives/girlfriends of the Perry cops can relax now!

dlarson
Why are women doing police work anyway? The women are doing mens jobs, Working on the street department, why can't they get a job doing what women are suppose to do? They look like they are working caring that little flag around directing traffice . Its sickening! Who hires these women? Here we are , men out of work and the women are doing our job, Nothing against women, but they should be home with there kids and taking care of the house etc. If they have to work, well, maybe they need to cut back and stop living beyond their means. Thank God someone at Perry came to their right mind. Good thing she is off of that department, I wouldn't want her stopping my son.

mjfan62509
She looks like trouble

Windsor
A women cannot perform as well as a man in many instances.you know it's true.

We guess Sampson....er we mean, Tim Escola...just couldn't help himself. We know if we were an upright law enforcement patriarch as Escola was, even we would find it impossible to escape the web of Ms. Hot Cop's charms. Of course, we have our own suspicions. It would appear from the picture at the right that Deputy England has actually removed Chief Escola's revolver from its holster and is pointing it at his...well, you know... in order to safely force her kisses on him, unmolested. Whatever. Think of it this way: Tim Escola played so we won't have to.

In celebration of Stark County Misogyny, we award "nothing against women" dlarson the grand prize Village Idiot of the Day Award, July 8, 2009. Moreoever, we share his or hers relief that Deputy England never pulled dlarson fils over. God knows what horrors he may have been forced to endure at the depraved lips of Delilah.

Our second place award is shared by nini1, windsor, and catangel.

We believe that catangel articulates the rightful anger of MRS. Escola at the moment, but since the poster made no suggestion that other women pay for the sins of Ms England we have granted catangel secondary status. If catangel wishes to be considered for a Grand Prize in the future on the subject of Janine England we recommend that an amended comment be posted condemning all women everywhere for Deputy England's actions. It's what women deserve.

Honorable mentions go to missamyn and mjfan62509.

In addition to receiving Wednesday's award, all of our winners receive a complementary viewing of "The Trouble with Women," in the hope that they will change their attitudes toward women, especially women in the workforce. At the end of the film our winners are expected to write a 500 word essay, submitted to I Hate Canton: "What's the Trouble with Me." The essays will be posted here.

The Trouble with Women:



2 comments:

hicktown gal said...

That there Myrtle Malloy is nothin' but a trouble makin' bitch!

mary said...

Oh gosh, this would be such a hard decision if I had to pick one of those idiots to be the idiot of the day. They're all so damn dumb, and idiodic, and think they they're so damn above the rest. Stomp, stomp, stomp. Michael Jackson fan my booty!